DISNEYITIS(Dis ney i' tis) n 1.condition related to the uncontrollable desire to return to “The Park”. Only known relief is a trip to Disneyland. There is no permanent cure....and no cure is being researched as those afflicted don't WANT one! People who suffer from Disneyitis have also been known to spend an unusual amount of time at their local Disney Stores to temporarily relieve some of the symptoms associated with the disease. Can't go more than one full year without going to “The Park” without becoming suicidal, or worse, homicidal!
"Tink calls . . . must get to . . . The Park"
Three weeks to go.
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